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  2. peanutbutta:

    jesusmcnuggets:

    My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
    now we just call him Dav 

    I’m so mad

    (via psychic-chasmss)

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  3. So my hours are Friday-Sunday tbc

    Which normally means get off on Sunday night. But I absolute bet they have changed that with the new hours today, and I’ll only be on one night and then be made to do a half week of shop nights starting Sunday. Because the girl that has been doing it (fairly) put her foot down and said she wasn’t doing it anymore. So I bet I’m the loser that’s gettjng put up for it.

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  5. forgivenessisourtorch:

    Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

    Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
    Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

    Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

     Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
    THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

    (via psychic-chasmss)

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  6. death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
ITS BACK
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